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Top 10 Posts of 2007

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carl
on December 27, 2007
in Blogging and Revival
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This is the top 10 posts of 2007 as calculated by which 10 posts I picked first. This is a blatant rip off of Stuff I think who ripped it from someone else. So, in no particular order here they are:

  1. Havin Church March: “I had a real altar call in that living room and about a dozen of them came forward and kneeled to receive the Lord. Great right? Well, apparently that was not enough because then I declared that we were going to have a water baptism.”
  2. The Bapitsm in the Holy Ghost March: “I have seen to many outreaches that came back with a stack of decision cards but not a single convert.”
  3. The Walk of Faith September: About six weeks ago I got a word in prayer that I was under a satanic attack. If I remember correctly, I believe that He told me that someone was doing witchcraft against me. And when He said that, I understood that there was a witch, that was casting spells against me.
  4. The Toronto Outpouring - My Experience July: Eventually the God I knew conflicted with the church I was attending and it was time to go (can you say deliverance?).
  5. Where are the Apostles and Prophets? August: You want to know the definition of a “Spirit-Filled” church today? Loud music and a little tongues. That is it. The Spirit may come in worship but He better leave in time for the welcome and announcements because we are moving the service along.
  6. Utter Confusion November: Now, in case you forgot, Mr. Robertson said on his broadcast that Katrina was God’s wrath revealed because of legalized abortion. Has God repented of that wrath?
  7. Faith Has Left the Building December: So what does it mean when your stated and preached theology does not reflect your actual theology? You are a liar. You may not mean to be, but you are.
  8. The Devil Hates My Appliances July: So I say to this guy, “Repeat after me, Jesus is alive.” He says, “Jesus is a lie.”
  9. A Little Here, A Little There January: Six months earlier I prophesied over his oldest brother right in the middle of a service that God said, “Peek-a-boo! I see you! You are running from me but the earth is round.”

Yeah, so that is only nine. Maybe call the last one a tithe. Or maybe you are so bored that you don’t see your favorite of this year on the list. If you make a recommendation you will get 100 free cool points!

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